bad joke of the day

[Goonerplum]

Here is another one then as I got complaints about the quality of that last bad joke ?!


Who is green and sings ?


Elvis Parsley.

[meercat]

what is green and croakes and goes red at the touch of a button?



A frog in a blender! hahahahahaha.

hope you like it

please note no frogs were harmed in the making of this joke hahahahahahahaha.

[MrOrange]

Wots blak and wite and red all over

(Please can somebody post the answer because it is just toooooo bad, even for a Friday

[Dear Mr Toblerone]

I'm new here too, I love this joke because it is SO awful.

Once upon a time, in the purple universe, on the purple planet. There lived a purple man in a purple house, on a purple hill. One purple morning he woke from his purple bed, put on his purple dressing gown and went down his purple stairs. He went into his purple kitchen and had some purple toast for his purple breakfast.

He looked out his purple window and wondered what he would do on this fine purple morning. After he put on his purple clothes he decided he'd go fishing on the purple lake. He got in his purple car and drove to the purple dock where he got in his purple boat: The Purple.

He set off on the purple water, but he caught no purple fish. he decided he'd go to the purple island and have a sleep. when he awoke, his purple boat was gone! He had no way of getting off the purple island!

"Oh no!" He said "I'm marooned....."


Really really really sorry.

Happy Friday

[Goonerplum]

Nice

[RatsoIII]

An ice cream seller was found lying on the floor of his van, covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say he topped himself.

[mags]

Oh dear ratso

[BabelFish]

What did the mother buffalo say to her boy as he left for school?...Bison!

[RatsoIII]

Man walks into to a pub with a bucket of hot asphalt
says "pint of bitter please mate ...oh, and one for the road"

[anderzon]

It was a busy day were in my office mates started to talk nonsense to kill time.

One of our office mate arrive home from work while his mother was preparing foods for their dog. And left it in the table to answer the telephone.
When the mother went back to the kitchen she asked were the food on the plate she left.

Mother: Were is the food?
Son: I ate it
Mother: It was not for you.
Son: Who was it for? I was so hungry and could not help my self.
Mother: I was for our dog!