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What are you talking about Harvey?

It’s been a while since I blogged some Harvey-isms so here for your delight and humour are more insights into my 6 year olds world!

Whilst talking to mum about a cinema trip - "Every time I think about going to see phantom menace tomorrow, I want to scream like a little girl!"

At the barbers – “I would like a short back and front with a Mohican”!

Whilst getting ready for bed - "I want to get fit, so my morning quiet play time will now be called my called my exercise time!"

Whilst watching an advert for valentine’s cards - "I'm going to give one of those to you Mummy - cos you're my special laaaaaaady!"

Whilst we were trying to have a lovely lie in one Saturday morning, Harvey jumped on the bed screaming his new wrestling battle cry - "SMELL MY BREATH, LADY!"

Upon seeing one of his old teachers Harvey said "Hello Mrs Sweet - my new teacher is called Mrs Sawar (pronounced 'sour')". As she walks on he said " Ha-ha, Sweet and sour!"

I really don’t know where he gets his wit and humour from but he is a constant source of entertainment. It has now got to the point where if either my wife or I don’t give at least one Harvey Quote of the week on Facebook we get posts on our walls demanding them! He is a true genius at one-liners.

Six years in and I’m loving discovering more about how he thinks, what makes him chuckle and how his humour works. I wonder if I’ve fathered a stand-up comedian!